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scalestails:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

I just wanted to clarify that any mammal can contract rabies.

It is extremely rare for a opossum to get it, but it is NOT IMPOSSIBLE. If you are bitten or scratched by one get medical attention asap. Any wild animal can give you an infection via a bite or scratch.

But I totally agree with everything else on this post!

A word of advice to trans women

orangelemonart:

interruptmag:

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Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

recs for trans women are so rare on tumblr!! spread this, people.

aussie-osbourne:

owligator:


iM GONNA SCREAM

aussie-osbourne:

owligator:

iM GONNA SCREAM

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sockmonkeyrenegade:

sylvip217:

life-means-to-me:

curlingwithmetaphor:

crooked-jaw-weasley:

lestrade-in-the-tardis:

stravaganza:

heresyourhost:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, read by David Tennant (excerpt)

#HIS QUIRREL IS GOLD

CAN’T

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FOREVER REBLOG.

I’M CRYING

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OHMAHGOD

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH

His McGonagall is great too, I recommend it, really worth a listen.

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froth:

duosion:

A Cruel Angel’s Thesis a cappella

I think I just had a religious experience

youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

beatspm:


This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya

youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

beatspm:

This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya

otakucityactor:

yugi u stone cold motherfucker

regimesfall:

tardis-mind-palace:

lokikyus:

Oh, this is much better. Costume’s a bit much… so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless America—

WAIT WAS IT OR WASN’T IT CHRIS EVANS I’M CONFUSED DID THEY DO IT TWICE WHAT

This is Tom playing Loki, pretending to be Cap, which was then imitated by Chris playing Loki pretending to Cap.